Catering to your needs!

Welcome to the Official Sketchy Assorted Child Meat Online Store!

Here, we sell fresh ground beef :>

H̶e̶r̶e̶,̶ ̶w̶e̶ ̶k̶i̶d̶n̶a̶p̶ ̶c̶h̶i̶l̶d̶r̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶k̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶s̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶s̶,̶ ̶p̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶m̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶c̶e̶s̶s̶o̶r̶,̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶"̶g̶r̶o̶u̶n̶d̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶f̶.̶"̶

We also take kneecap and basement children donations :]

Not only do we provide only the best meat ever processed, but we also have cooking tutorials showcasing how to cook ✨ water ✨

 We also steal and eat kneecaps, toes, and ✨ kneecabs ✨

In addition, we raid profiles, summon fandoms, torture Little Timmy, commit arson, and consume activitea, inactivitea, and insanitea.

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